The things we do for love (or sex)

Continuing on our medical journey with entirely too much information.  Proceed with caution!!

I hope you can appreciate the significance of this experience.  Not only are you facing cancer but you might very well be facing the end of your sex life.  Or at the very least a significant change.  This is pretty traumatic to someone who still considers sex an important part of their life.  Ok, maybe too important.

As usual, I had done research on what to expect.  The options:

Cialis seems to be the drug of choice.  They started me on a daily dose the day of the surgery.  Not so you can fuck, but to keep the blood flowing and help in rehab.

The next option, if you still can’t get it up would be a vacuum pump.

Pump it up.  Put a rubber band on it.  And have at it!

You can also try the needle!!!!

Then there is Muse.

Sorry, I do have a little S&M streak in me but these seem a little harsh!!!

Finally, if all else fails— the penile implant.

Wonder if a surgeon or hydraulic engineer works on this!!!

Man, this is gonna be fun!!!!!!!!!